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Garden Name Generator: What’s Your Garden Name?

Published on February 1, 2022 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Empress of Dirt Garden Name Generator.

Use this free garden name generator to create a name that’s funny, romantic, wild, or mysterious. Or hit “I’m feeling lucky” and let it surprise you. Once you’ve decided on a name, be sure to … [Read more...]

50 Short, Funny, & Favorite Garden Quotes, Jokes, & Puns

Published on December 10, 2021 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Quote by Rachel Carson " In nature, nothing exists alone.

These short garden quotes, jokes, and puns range from funny to heartfelt. Browse the list and see which ones become your new favorites. If want a quote to hang in your garden, also see these 60 … [Read more...]

The Only Summer Garden Checklist You’ll Ever Need

Published on July 7, 2021 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Lavender growing in the summer garden.

Toss that long list of summer garden chores and enjoy the season! This is my essential checklist and maybe yours too. Let’s focus on what really matters. For more inspiration, also see 50 Short, … [Read more...]

Creative Uses for Chalkboard Paint & Markers in the Garden

Published on March 1, 2021Last updated October 4, 2021 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Supplies for creating chalkboard garden art and plant tags.

One container of chalkboard paint goes a long way and there are plenty of creative ways to use it for garden art, accessories, and decor including plant tags. If you're looking for a … [Read more...]

60 Garden Sign Ideas—Funny, Sweet, & Practical

Published on February 3, 2020Last updated October 6, 2021 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Examples of funny garden signs.

A great garden sign can set the mood for the entire garden. Have a look at these ideas and find the right one for your space. They're funny, salty, sentimental, and tell-it-like-it-is. Want the … [Read more...]

Surprising Urban Food Gardens in the 1800s

Published on April 30, 2019Last updated November 18, 2021 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Flower boxes in front of a Victorian home.

We hear so much about urban farms and growing vegetables in any size space but would it surprise you to know Charles Barnard was touting the value of front yard veggie growing back in the 1880s? Yup! … [Read more...]

Monty Don on Gardening & Well-Being

Published on September 8, 2017Last updated January 23, 2022 ♛ By Melissa J. Will

Assortment of perennials flowering in the garden.

Why do we garden? What is the real value of it? How can it help mental health and well-being? And what are the secrets to the best gardens? These ideas come from a presentation by Monty Don, host of … [Read more...]

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