40 Funny Cute Sarcastic and Sentimental Garden Signs

I love how a garden sign can set the tone for an entire garden. It’s a simple way to infuse your personality into your little piece of the world—however sarcastic, salty, sentimental, romantic, or tell-it-like-it-is you want it to be.

For more also see 50 Creative and Recycled Garden Art Projects here.

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Garden Signs for Unique Gardens

What’s your sign?

This collection of ideas should help you zero in on the perfect sign for your garden unless you’re like me and have a terrible time deciding.

Some of sweet, others are funny, a few are dark in humor or a tad sarcastic.

I’ve listed shopping sources wherever I’ve been able to.

I hope you find what you’re looking for.

1Life is a Garden

2Welcome

This welcome sign with a mason jar for flowers would work on the front door or a garden gate.

RedRoanSigns | Etsy

3Think Outside: No Box Required

SimplyPallets | Etsy (may not be available)

See more “Think Outside: No Box Required” items here on Etsy

4Shakespeare

To weed or not to weed. That is the garden.

Etsy has lots of custom sign makers – ask for what you want!

Related: 7 Weeding Tips Every Gardener Should Know

5Smart Stone

Smart Stone | Amazon

6Give Peas a Chance

Give Peas a Chance T-Shirt | Amazon

7Bee Happy

This cute bee sign one is one-of-a-kind. If you want one made, see if the Etsy seller will make one for you.

MySalvagedPast | Etsy (may be sold out)

See creative bee garden signs on Etsy

8Trespassers Will Be Composted

For gardeners with a dark sense of humor.

Trespassers Will Be Composted | Amazon

Also see Trespassers Will Be Composted items on Etsy

9Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy

Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy (Amazon)

Also see Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy idea at Etsy

This is my own version of this famous sign. It’s not for sale. Just for laughs.

10I Live in the Garden…

SimplyMadeDesignsbyb | Etsy (may not be available)
See more “I Live in the Garden…” items on Etsy

11Losing My Impatiens

Related: 29 Etsy Finds for a Brilliant Garden Season

12Delight in the Little Things

TheLittleHedgerow | Etsy

Related: How to Create a Fairy Garden

13It is What it is

CrowBarDSigns | Etsy (may not be available)
See more “It is What It Is” items at Etsy

14Blaze Your Own Trail

CrowBarDSigns | Etsy (may not be available)
See more “Blaze Your Own Trail” items at Etsy

15Beware of Snapdragons

YourCozyCottage | Etsy (may not be available)
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

16Tell the Garden Who’s Boss

See other funny garden signs on Etsy

17Whatever you are, be a good one

blessingandlight | Etsy (may not be available)
See more “Whatever Your Are…” signs at Etsy

18Free Weeds Pull Your Own

HoneySuckleLaneCo | Etsy (may not be available)
See more “Free Weeds…” signs at Etsy

19Advice for the Gardener

 KimburCreations | Etsy (may not be available)

See other funny garden signs on Etsy

20Plantus Unknownus

This one is a plant marker, not a sign, but may be the only one you need.

pumpernickelandwry | Etsy (may not be available)

See other funny garden signs on Etsy

21Secret Garden (fairy sign)

HelloLittleCloud | Etsy

Also see How to make your own fairy garden accessories (it’s easy!)

22Garden

SunFla | Etsy (may not be available)
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

23I Don’t Remember Planting This

ChawinsWorkshop | Etsy
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

24No Solicitors

No Solicitors sign by WoodenDalliance on Etsy

Want to discourage those knocks on your door?

See this collection of ideas to keep solicitors away.

25Solicitors Will Be Eaten By Zombies

ZedsZombieRanch | Etsy
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

26I’m in the Garden. Do It Yourself.

CraftedByGale | Etsy
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

27Happy Trails

CrowBarDSigns | Etsy
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

28Gardener’s Recipe

Gardener’s Recipe Sign | Amazon
See other funny garden signs on Etsy

29Antiques

30Vegetable Garden

This one is homemade. You can make your own using patio paints which hold up nicely throughout the seasons.

31Quirky Old Shed

I just loved this crazy old shed. It’s definitely lived a full life.

Potting Shed

Dog

Scrap wood and a jig saw is all  you need to honor your dog on your shed.

32Loam Wasn’t Built in a Day

No greater truth has ever been spoken.

See other funny garden signs on Etsy

33Tidy Home with a Twist

This garden was in top shape the day I visited it which made the sign (below) even funnier.

Remember…

34Old Gardeners Never Die…

35Garden. Call it like it is—

36Wish Stones

37Happiness Quote

Grow Your Own Happiness Tee | RedBubble

38Visitors…

All Visitors Bring Happiness | Amazon

39Experimental Dandelion Farm

Experimental Dandelion Farm | Amazon

40A Few Plants Short of a Full Flat

An expression just for gardeners.

Short of a Full Flat | Amazon

41Homemade Sign

I made this sign for my garden. You can get the complete Cardinal Cafe Sign tutorial here.

~Melissa the Empress of Dirt ♛