A great garden sign can set the mood for the entire garden. Have a look at these ideas and find the right one for your space. They’re funny, salty, sentimental, and tell-it-like-it-is.
Want the perfect garden quote: See 50 Short, Funny, & Favorite Garden Quotes.
Garden Signs for Unique Gardens
What’s your garden sign?
This collection of ideas should help you zero in on the perfect sign for your personality. After all, your garden, your vibe.
Some are sweet, others are funny, a few are dark in humor or a tad sarcastic for those of us who enjoy a bit of snark.
I have linked to sources at Etsy and Amazon but the listings do not tend to last long. If you get a “not available” message after clicking a link, just type the phrase into the search (at the shopping site) and see if a similar sign is available. Listings are constantly changing.
There is also the option to ask if the Etsy seller to make a custom sign just for you.
Or, DIY your own version with paints and some old boards.
Buying Tips
- Check the dimensions of the sign—you can not tell from the photos how large a sign is.
- Check the materials. Will it hold up in year-round weather conditions?
GARDENER’S RECIPE
one-part soil
two-parts water
three-parts wishful thinking
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All our visitors bring happiness. Some by coming. Others by going.
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THINK OUTSIDE
No box required
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BEWARE
I’m Losing My Impatiens
To weed or not to weed
That is the garden
Welcome
This welcome sign with a mason jar for flowers would work on the front door or a garden gate.
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Eat. Sleep. Buy Plants.
Smart Stone
If this rock is:
wet…it’s raining.
Moving…earthquake.
White…It’s snowing.
Not here…It’s stolen.
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- Smart Stone | Amazon
LIFE IS A GARDEN
Dig in.
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- Life’s a Garden Dig It | Amazon
- Life is Better in the Garden | Amazon
Bee Happy
This cute bee sign one is one-of-a-kind. If you want one made, see if the Etsy seller will make one for you.
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I LIVE IN THE GARDEN
I just sleep in the house
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Country Flower Market
Flowers, Antiques, Collectables
est 1935 Fresh Picked
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Solicitors will be eaten by zombies
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE COMPOSTED
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- 81MetalArt | Etsy
- Trespassers Will Be Composted | Amazon
- Also see Trespassers Will Be Composted items on Etsy
GARDENING IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY
and you get tomatoes
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- MeganMooreDesigns | Etsy
- Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy (Amazon)
- Also see Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy idea at Etsy
ADVICE FOR THE GARDENER
Grow PEAS of mind
LETTUCE be thankful
SQUASH selfishness
TURNIP to help thy neighbor
and always
make THYME for loved ones
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Plantus unknownus
This one is a plant marker, not a sign, but may be the only one you need.
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Loam Wasn’t Built in a Day
No greater truth has ever been spoken.
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- See other funny garden signs on Etsy
Whatever you are, be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln
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A Few Plants Short of a Full Flat
Grow dammit
See other funny garden signs on Etsy
Secret Garden
(miniature garden sign)
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No Solicitors
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Want to discourage those knocks on your door?
Remember, as far as anyone knows we’re a nice, normal family
As Far As Anyone Knows | Amazon
See other funny garden signs on Etsy
Old Gardener Never Die…
They Just Spade Away
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- Spade Away | Amazon
- Lose Their Bloomers | Amazon
DIY Signs
Home is where the garden is.
Antiques
Welcome
This one is homemade. You can make your own using patio paints which hold up nicely throughout the seasons.
Potting Shed
Dog Art
Scrap wood and a jig saw is all you need to honor your dog on your shed.
Garden
Remember that happiness is a way of travel
not a destination
Cardinal Cafe
I made this sign for my garden. You can get the complete Cardinal Cafe Sign tutorial here.
Keep calm and let the garden handle it.
~Melissa the Empress of Dirt ♛
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