18 Funny Beautiful Sarcastic and Sentimental Garden Signs

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I love how a garden sign can set the tone for an entire garden. It’s a simple way to infuse your personality—however sarcastic, salty, sentimental, romantic, or tell-it-like-it-is you are, into your little piece of the world.

These selections come from Etsy, so you can order the one that fits you, get inspired to make your own, or contact sellers who offer custom creations. For more, also see Favourite Garden Signs from garden tours.

1  Welcome

Beautiful, rustic WELCOME sign with mason jar vase by RedRoanSigns on Etsy
RedRoanSigns on Etsy

2  Think Outside: No Box Required

Think Outside: No Box Required by SimplyPallets on Etsy

SimplyPallets on Etsy

3  Bee Happy

Bee Happy sign by MySalvagedPast on EtsyMySalvagedPast on Etsy

4  Trespassers Will Be Composted

Trespassers Will Be Composted by OnceUponALaser on Etsy

OnceUponALaser on Etsy

There are many more versions of this sign here as well.

This is my own version of this famous sign. It’s not for sale. Just for laughs.

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5 Delight in the Little Things

Delight in the Little Things by TheLittleHedgerow on Etsy
TheLittleHedgerow by Etsy

6 It is What it is

It is what it is sign by CrowBarDsigns on Etsy

CrowBarDSigns on Etsy

7 Blaze Your Own Trail

Blaze Your Own Trail by CrowBarDSigns on Etsy
CrowBarDSigns on Etsy

8 Beware of Snapdragons

Beware of the Snapdragons by YourCozyCottage on Etsy
YourCozyCottage on Etsy

9 Whatever you are, be a good one

Whatever you are, be a good one by blessingandlight on Etsyblessingandlight on Etsy

10 I Just Live in the Garden…

I live in the garden. I just sleep in the house sign by SimplyMadeDesignsbyb on Etsy

SimplyMadeDesignsbyb on Etsy

11 Free Weeds Pull Your Own

Free Weeds Pull Your Own by HoneySuckleLaneCo on Etsy

HoneySuckleLaneCo on Etsy

12 Advice for the Gardener

Advice for the Gardener sign by KimburCreations on Etsy KimburCreations on Etsy

13 Plantus Unknownus

This one is a plant marker, not a sign, but may be the only one you need.


Plantus unknownus by pumpernickelandwry on Etsypumpernickelandwry on Etsy

14 Secret Garden (fairy sign)

Secret Garden fairy garden sign by HelloLittleCloud on Etsy

HelloLittleCloud on Etsy

Also see How to make your own fairy garden accessories (it’s easy!)

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15 Garden

GARDEN sign by SunFla on Etsy
SunFla on Etsy

16 Make No Mistake the Weeds Always Win

Make no mistake: the weeds always win by InspirationToArt on Etsy
InspirationToArt on Etsy

17 Soliciters Will Be Eaten By Zombies

Solicitors will be eaten by zombies by ZedsZombieRanch on EtsyZedsZombieRanch on Etsy

18 I’m in the Garden. Do It Yourself.

I'm in the garden—do it yourself by CraftedByGale on Etsy
CraftedByGale on Etsy

19 Happy Trails

Happy Trails sign by CrowBarDSigns on Etsy
CrowBarDSigns on Etsy

And that’s it! I hope you found something just right for your garden.

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  2. Hi:) I noticed in my stats that I had a few visitors from your blog to the garden stone (Whatever you are, be a good one) I have in my shop, so I thought I would stop by and say thank you. I love your posts…very entertaining and they have lots of good info. Being from MN I definitely consider myself a northern gardener and I will bookmark your blog for future reading.
    …thanks again, Jacinta blessingandlight.com

  4. I adore that “trespassers will be composted” and also “Plantus Unknownus” I think everyone has one plant they just can’t remember!!
    : )

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