A great garden sign can set the mood for the entire garden. Have a look at these ideas and find the right one for your space. They’re funny, salty, sentimental, and tell-it-like-it-is.
Want the perfect garden quote: See 50 Short, Funny, & Favorite Garden Quotes.
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If you want a unique name for your garden, try our one-of-a-kind garden name generator here.
This collection of sign ideas should help you zero in on the perfect sign for your personality. After all, your garden, your vibe.
Some are sweet, others are funny, a few are dark in humor or a tad sarcastic for those of us who enjoy a bit of snark.
I have linked to sources at Etsy and Amazon but the listings do not tend to last long. If you get a “not available” message after clicking a link, just type the phrase into the search (at the shopping site) and see if a similar sign is available. Listings are constantly changing.
There is also the option to ask if the Etsy seller to make a custom sign just for you.
Or, DIY your own version with paints and some old boards.
- Check the dimensions of the sign—you can not tell from the photos how large a sign is.
- Check the materials. Will it hold up in year-round weather conditions?
three-parts wishful thinking
All our visitors bring happiness. Some by coming. Others by going.
Bee Nice to the garden
No box required
I’m Losing My Impatiens
To weed or not to weed
That is the garden
Experimental Dandelion Farm
Do Not Disturb Weeds
- Experimental Dandelion Farm | Amazon
This welcome sign with a mason jar for flowers would work on the front door or a garden gate.
- Garden Shed sign | Amazon
Eat. Sleep. Buy Plants.
Custom Garden Sign
with gardener’s name and year established.
Give Peas a Chance
- Give Peas a Chance | Amazon
Give Peas a Chance
- Give Peas a Chance T-Shirt | Amazon
Bird & Pollinator Habitat
If this rock is:
Not here…It’s stolen.
- Smart Stone | Amazon
Garden of Weedin’
LIFE IS A GARDEN
- Life’s a Garden Dig It | Amazon
- Life is Better in the Garden | Amazon
Life is better in the garden
This cute bee sign one is one-of-a-kind. If you want one made, see if the Etsy seller will make one for you.
I LIVE IN THE GARDEN
I just sleep in the house
Country Flower Market
Flowers, Antiques, Collectables
est 1935 Fresh Picked
It is What it is
Solicitors will be eaten by zombies
FREE WEEDS pull your own
I Will Survive
BLAZE YOUR OWN TRAIL
TRESPASSERS WILL BE COMPOSTED
- 81MetalArt | Etsy
- Trespassers Will Be Composted | Amazon
- Also see Trespassers Will Be Composted items on Etsy
GARDENING IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY
and you get tomatoes
- MeganMooreDesigns | Etsy
- Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy (Amazon)
- Also see Gardening is Cheaper Than Therapy idea at Etsy
I Don’t Remember Planting This
ADVICE FOR THE GARDENER
Grow PEAS of mind
LETTUCE be thankful
TURNIP to help thy neighbor
make THYME for loved ones
This one is a plant marker, not a sign, but may be the only one you need.
I’m in the garden
Do it yourself
Loam Wasn’t Built in a Day
No greater truth has ever been spoken.
- See other funny garden signs on Etsy
Whatever you are, be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln
Grow Your Own Happiness
- Grow Your Own Happiness Tee | RedBubble
A Few Plants Short of a Full Flat
Beware of Snapdragons
Mom’s Garden Tours
Begin at the gate
See other funny garden signs on Etsy
(miniature garden sign)
Want to discourage those knocks on your door?
Remember, as far as anyone knows we’re a nice, normal family
Old Gardener Never Die…
They Just Spade Away
- Spade Away | Amazon
- Lose Their Bloomers | Amazon
Delight in the little things
Home is where the garden is.
This one is homemade. You can make your own using patio paints which hold up nicely throughout the seasons.
Scrap wood and a jig saw is all you need to honor your dog on your shed.
- Engraved Stones | Amazon
Remember that happiness is a way of travel
not a destination
I made this sign for my garden. You can get the complete Cardinal Cafe Sign tutorial here.
Keep calm and let the garden handle it.
~Melissa the Empress of Dirt ♛
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